Happy Easter, everyone. You know what I love about Easter? The premise of its secular observance proves children have no more intellect than that of an extremely drunk person. Think about it:
"Hold on ... now ... OK ... no, no hold on, wait a sec, so, you're telling me - shut up ... a fuckin' bunny ... broke in, in the middle of the night ... stole all these eggs ... hid 'em out in the yard ... and now we gotta go find them.
"OK, alright, shit ... let's go find 'em ... "
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