There are a lot of paintings depicting the Revolutionary War in this new Assassin's Creed III trailer, which hints that Connor plays a secret yet crucial role in the Boston Tea Party. Yet, I can name none of them. I should have paid attention in art class.

Connor only appears briefly in this history lesson but in one snippet he's hoisting a crate of tea next to other colonial rebels. Don't worry, other scenes filled with battlefield chaos and stealthy parkour are there, too. Next, we'll find out that Connor's name is on the Declaration of Independence, right, Ubisoft? We kid! But seriously, don't do that.