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Warning: Dating A Jedi Might Lead To Him Force Choking Your Teddy Bear

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Tina Amini
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Note: the language here is a bit NSFW, so proceed with caution.


Personally I think dating a Jedi would be pretty damn cool. I'd tell my Jedi boyfriend to play pranks on people all day. But we're through if he ever force chokes a teddy bear. There are some lines people just should not cross.

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