Wario Land: Shake It

Something's wrong. A straight-up, side-scrolling platformer? By Nintendo? For a home console? But this is 2008, they're selling Wii Fits and Wii Plays, they wouldn't bother with something like this, would they?

[via Go Nintendo]


Tim Rogers

absolute lack of interesting characters (read "absolutely appallingly hideous and stupid main character") + old-school game mechanics = the 120-decibel sound of millions of japanese people failing to give a shit.

all the better for me!! i will wait two weeks and buy this game for one thousand yen!