Resident Evil 4
Speaking of scary, Capcom has been hiding a beautiful skeleton in its closet—a plucked and polished remake of its 2005 monster shooter Resident Evil 4. This forthcoming version will add side-quests, rebalanced weapons, a modest-is-hottest skort for tag-along protagonist Ashley Graham.
Despite all the changes, the remake seems to hold onto the original’s mass of sputtering, mangled monsters and—I say this with affection—corny dialogue.
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Release date: March 24
Available to play on: PS4, PS5, Xbox Series X/S, PC