The only thing proving this isn’t satire is the fact it was published on the official Assassin’s Creed YouTube channel.
I mean…fucking hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BATKaNOe9s0
Seems as good a time as any to bring this up
https://kotaku.com/stop-preordering-video-games-5909105
Play the Assassin’s Creed Spin to Win Game [Ubisoft, via Polygon]