Maybe they've been drinking. Maybe they're just assholes. Whichever it is, these abusive text messages from major video game companies can at times be painfully unfunny, but at others - ahem, Capcom - be heart-breakingly on the money.
These were put together by IGN. We've got some of the better ones here, but the full collection is at the link below.
Texts From Video Game Companies [IGN]