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From Punching Faces To Swinging Wii Remotes

Life’s funny. You start out wanting to be a martial arts master, go on to appear in Hollywood movies, invent Tae Bo, and then decades later, end up with your own Wii game in Japan. In a duck press, that pretty much sums up Billy Blanks. During the 1980s, Blanks was able to capitalize on…

By Brian Ashcraft Published April 5, 2011

This Man Would Love To Star In A Black Ops Movie

Considering the dilapidated state of the game’s story, you’d imagine not that many actors (Ice-T aside) would fancy starring in a movie based on Call of Duty: Black Ops. So it’s a shame to see Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson do just that. I like The Rock! Not as a wrestler, mind, as I haven’t invested…

By Luke Plunkett Published April 5, 2011

You Can Now Play The Littlest Metroid Game Of Them All

Three guys have made the cutest little Metroid game you’ve ever seen. And if you like the cuteness they’re peddling, you can go download a “tech demo” and play it yourself. “Minitoid” is a homage to the classic Nintendo series made by programmer Tokinsom, artist Betatronic and composer Jamie Billings. It’s not Metroid as you…

By Luke Plunkett Published April 5, 2011

Your Arm’s Off

Greetings, Kotaku readers. If you’ve never joined us for an open thread, why don’t you do so? We’ve got links and piping hot conversation, ready to be passed around. So let’s do this. I’ll leave you to your devices with some fun and not so fun happenings from around the internet. Please talk amongst yourselves.…

By Michael McWhertor Published April 4, 2011

Dress Yourself In Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker‘s New Clothing Line

Soon you can wear your love of Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker on your sleeve, thanks to Konami and Musterbrand’s new men’s clothing line, based on and inspired by last year’s PSP game. That’s right, any day now, you’ll be able to own and wear Metal Gear Solid pants The debut Peace Walker fashions include…

By Michael McWhertor Published April 4, 2011

Here’s How To Make Your Own Adorable Portal Turret Out Of LEGO

Turn your office into a miniature Aperture Science testing facility with Ryan Howerter’s awesome lil’ Portal turret made from LEGO. There’s more than just a handsome model to follow, Ryan’s put together a full-on step-by-step Instructables tutorial showing you how it’s done, from materials to construction.

By Michael McWhertor Published April 4, 2011

Let The ESRB Describe Pro Jumper Chimaki’s Hot Spring Tour Guilty Gear Tangent!? To You

More weirdness is coming to Nintendo’s DSiWare platform from the people who make Guilty Gear and Blazblue games. Following up on cutesy fighting game spin-off BlayzBloo: Super Melee Brawlers Battle Royale comes Pro Jumper Chimaki’s Hot Spring Tour Guilty Gear Tangent!? And just what the hell is that? According to the Entertainment Software Ratings Board,…

By Michael McWhertor Published April 4, 2011

Max Payne 3 Features Time-Bending Plot, Classic Features And Even A Full Head Of Hair

Finally, some concrete details about Rockstar Games’ plans for Max Payne 3 are emerging, thanks to the latest issue of Edge magazine, which may make Max fans feel less uneasy about the change in direction for the decade-old series. According to the cover story preview in Edge, Max Payne has left the New York City…

By Michael McWhertor Published April 4, 2011

Get Down With The Sound Of The New Mortal Kombat Album

This month’s Mortal Kombat reboot will be accompanied by an all-new collection of electronic music inspired by the bloody, fatality-filled fighting game. You can listen to it right now, if you’re looking for some new MK-inspired jams from the likes of MSTRKRFT, Skrillex and Congorock. AOL Music is streaming the dozen tracks from Mortal Kombat:…

By Michael McWhertor Published April 4, 2011

The Empire State

The Front Door | My new home, sweet home in the great state of New York. (Photo by Me) Bedtime Stories This Robot Dog’s Ugly is Only Skin Deep It looks more organic than robotic. The four legs march under the barrel chest of the robot, snapping up two at a time in perfect precision.…

By Brian Crecente Published April 4, 2011

Mecha Bison Is A Dictator In Disguise

Make way for a mechanized version of the Street Fighter named M. Bison thanks to Kode Logic & Reza ilyasa. Also, check out Kode’s “Lights Out” variation. Mecha Bison Reveal by Kode Logic & Reza ilyasa Need your daily fill of geek eye candy? If so, head over to Justin Page’s Rampaged Reality and get…

By Michael McWhertor Published April 4, 2011

Japan’s Earthquake Could Cause Delays For Sony’s NGP

The launch of Sony’s next PlayStation Portable, currently codenamed NGP, may not be a global affair this year, in part due to the massive Tōhoku earthquake and deadly tsunami that slammed Japan last month. Sony Computer Entertainment America president Jack Tretton tells Bloomberg that the natural disasters may force Sony to launch the Next Generation…

By Michael McWhertor Published April 4, 2011

The $50,000 National STEM Video Game Challenge Winner Will Make You Sick

Last year U.S. President Barack Obama challenged video game developers young and old to develop a game that encouraged the learning of science, technology, engineering, and math. The winners of the STEM Video Game Challenge have been announced, and the grand prize winner is a game that teaches children how to spread disease. Filament Games’…

By Mike Fahey Published April 4, 2011

Meet The PS3 Lady Robot, Briefly

If a PlayStation 3 controller could get its wish and become a lady robot, it might look like this, modeled in Maya by Vimeo user Rachel Chu.

By Stephen Totilo Published April 4, 2011

Spiral Knights Now Stranding Everyone On A Mysterious Planet

Spiral Knights, the free-to-play Zelda-esque MMO from Puzzle Pirates creator Three Rings has gone live. Hit up the game’s official website to begin exploring its strange alien planet’s clockwork innards.

By Mike Fahey Published April 4, 2011

World of Goo For iPhone Out ‘Soonish’ And Cheap

2D Boy’s more portable version of WiiWare and PC great World of Goo is due for the iPhone “soonish,” according to its developers. The better news is that it will launch at 99 cents and will be free for those who already own the iPad version. More at 2D Boy

By Michael McWhertor Published April 4, 2011

Eight Years Later, The Obsessive Streets of Rage Remake Is Finally Finished

After more than eight years in development, the most complete, perhaps the most obsessive game in Sega’s Streets of Rage series has been released in its final form. The fan-made Streets of Rage Remake is finally finished and—best of all—free to download. Streets of Rage Remake is an homage to the 16-bit beat ’em ups…

By Michael McWhertor Published April 4, 2011

PlayStation Network Down For ‘Maintenance,’ Websites Crawling On Day Of Promised Cyber-Attack

Just hours after the hacker collective Anonymous threatened to take down the PlayStation Network and major Sony websites, the PSN — the service that allows PS3 gamers to compete online and download games — has been going on and offline. The official PlayStation blog and Sony’s U.S. PlayStation site are also loading slowly, if at…

By Stephen Totilo Published April 4, 2011

This Is What CCP Does With All Of That EVE Online Cash

The dynamic duo of Sveinn Jóhannesson Kjarval and Hinrik Haraldsson return with “Keep Clickin”, the follow-up to CCP Games in-house band’s 2009 hit “Harden the Fuck Up.” If only EVE Online were this exciting! This is one of those moments when I’m extremely glad I get to type and don’t have to actually pronounce any…

By Mike Fahey Published April 4, 2011

The Onion Connects Excessive Madden Play To Brain Damage

Examining MRIs and PET scans of Madden football veterans, scientists discovered severely damaged neural pathways in parts of the brain associated with motivation and attention, malformations that might explain the common inability among players to perform such basic tasks as maintaining hygiene and preparing meals for themselves. — so reports joke news outlet The Onion,…

By Stephen Totilo Published April 4, 2011