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When It Comes To The Wii U’s Online Store, Nintendo Is Dropping The Ball

When you log into the Wii U’s eShop today, here is what you’ll see on the front page: New Super Mario Bros. U, Batman: Arkham City, Ninja Gaiden 3, and Mighty Switch Force: Hyper Drive Edition In other words: the same launch games you saw a month and a half ago. When the Wii U…

Facebook Gainers: How the Heck Does Bubble Safari Ocean Score 23 Million Players?

I often pick on Zynga’s social games; that’s what comes of being the biggest fish clumsily flopping through the pond. I poke at the company’s financial troubles, bemoaning game closings. I’ve been known to revel mildly when their more popular games lose players to the underdogs (every other Facebook game developer). None of this changes…

YouTube Shuts Down Popular Angry Video Game Nerd Channel [Update: It’s Back!]

As of this morning, it appears that all of the videos on the well-liked Angry Video Game Nerd webseries have been removed from YouTube. Text on the landing page cites severe violations of YouTube terms of service, which seems to indicate that this wasn’t a voluntary move on Rolfe’s part. Chatter on NeoGAF and Facebook…

Finished with Flow Free? Graduate to Lost Cubes

A simple little puzzle game involving connecting colored circles on a grid, Flow Free is a mobile sensation, devouring the free time of Apple, Android and Windows Phone gamers around the world. When Flow Free’s puzzles stop flowing, Pocket PlayLab’s Lost Cubes for iOS is ready to pick up where it left off. Lost Cubes…

Do You Want To Own The Saints Row Series? Or Just Buy Red Faction? Bids For Parts of THQ Must Be In By January 22.

THQ, the troubled publisher of Saints Row, WWE games, Company of Heroes, Metro: Last Light, the new South Park role-playing game, Red Faction and more, may still be sold in its entirety to an investment group called Clearlake as part of a bankruptcy sale, according to a court ruling. But other interested parties may also…

An Action Figure Was Nintendo’s Star Of E3. Here’s How To Make Your Own.

The star of Nintendo’s E3 was not Nintendo, nor the company’s software lineup. It was an action figure known only as Non-Specific Action Figure While obviously not a real figure, meaning you can’t buy one of your own, in the months since E3 Gametista’s Andrea Campton has tracked down the parts needed to make one.…

Let’s Marvel at How Pretty Pokémon X/Pokémon Y Looks

There are new Pokémon games! And if this batch of screens is anything to go by, the games are going to be pixelated purdy. “We brought Pokémon into an entirely new dimension and we’re incredibly excited to bring Pokémon X and Pokémon Y to fans,” said game designer Junichi Masuda, in an official release. “The…

Here’s the Newest Pokémon. It’s Out Worldwide This October.

Tonight, Nintendo unveiled the newest Pokémon games, Pokémon X/Pokémon Y. They’re completely new titles for the 3DS. One point of interest: in the core series, as long as you consider diamond, pearl and platinum color shades, these are the first Pocket Monster games that are not named after colors. The three starters look to be…

These Pokémon Are So Ugly

Pocket Monsters are supposed to be cute. That’s just the way it is. Or rather, the way it should be. But these Pokémon are anything but cute. They’re butt ugly. Bad teeth, simpleton stares, and generally surly dispositions turn some of the cutest Pocket Monsters into some of the ugliest. Even the teeth hurtingly cute…

Here’s One Shadow Of The Colossus… Colossus You Won’t Want To Stab In The Face

While this looks like an expensive statue based on 2004 classic Shadow of the Colossus, it’s a little bit more than that. Well, OK, it does work as a statue, but its more practical use is that it’s an external hard drive. Reddit user foxfoxwaltz has posted an album showing the piece in all its…

One Man Can Sing a Hobbit Song As Well As A Whole Room Of Dwarves

When a house full of dwarves starts singing Misty Mountain, it’s perhaps the saddest moment in the new Hobbit flick. Partly because of the effect of so many little dudes singing in such deep voices. So nerd vocalist Peter Hollens—who you may remember from his Game of Thrones theme—does a good job here with just……

If You Like Video Games (Or Roxanne), You’ll Want To Contact These People

So design house Dark Igloo has the greatest contact page a website has ever had. Instead of an email link or, worse, an email form, they’ve got… look, just play it. And turn up the speakers. Contact [Dark Igloo, via Laughing Squid]

The Shadow of The Colossus Movie Has A New, And Talented, Writer

Normally when we learn about the people responsible for writing movies based on video games, there’s a round of muted applause. If we’re lucky. More often than no there are groans. So it’s a nice surprise to learn that the long-in-development hell Shadow of the Colossus movie project—which last year got a director—now has a…

I’m Drinking Soda. This Game Is About Drinking Soda. And Nothing Else.

This is Soda Drinker Pro. For those days that games about guns and murder are too much. You drink soda. In a gripping first-person perspective, from which you can really feel the can in your hand and really taste the fizz as you quench that thirst. The challenge comes not from the foes you will…

Second Wave, the next DLC for our 2012 game of the year XCOM, will be out very soon

Borderlands 2 Designs So Good You’ll Shoot Things To Get Them

Indonesian artist Machine56, who you might have seen here once or twice before, has more game-related design goodness to share, this time with a range of Borderlands pieces. Due to be released soon on Gearbox’s store, there are designs for shirts and hoodies, as well as some tantalising ideas for masks, something the artist has…

A Serious Game About The Syrian Conflict Has Been Barred From The App Store

Apple’s notoriously haphazard approvals policy for App Store games continues unabated. Only a few months after a historical game about the Second World War was blocked for daring to use flags, a serious game about the current conflict in Syria has been barred for much the same reason. Pocket Tactics discovered last night that Auroch…

What’s Left Of Your PlayStation 2 Collection?

With the news that Sony has officially ceased production of the PlayStation 2, the biggest and perhaps most important chapter in the history of home video gaming comes to a close. It made me a little teary last night, so much so I sat down with my silver PS2 and played some old games. Looking…

Oh Pixar, You Had Me At ‘Blue Umbrella With A Face’

I’m a sucker for Pixar short films, and from the looks of it, I’ll also be a sucker for The Blue Umbrella, the new one coming from the Toy Story-makers. This tease, posted at The Wall Street Journal, pretty much confirms it: Yep, I’m going to love this. The final video will play in front…

See How A Woman Transformed Herself Into Commander Shepard

Continuing their series of Project Cosplay videos, Firefall developers Red 5 present this short film documenting the process by which “professional” cosplayer Crystal Graziano (note: sponsored by Red 5) transformed herself from regular human into Commander Shepard. It’s a really interesting video; you normally only see cosplay at the very end of the process, but…