Trolling This Dating Service Should Be Cruel, But It's Great

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As Bart Simpson has shown, trolling people looking for love is usually a dick move. The trick, then, is to keep it short, keep it simple, and make it funny.

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Hello Let's Date is a Tumblr that chronicles the text adventures of a Tinder member who...well, he's about what you should expect from a dating service that involves Facebook data and messages with strangers.

Some of these responses might, to the wrong/right person, be a bit much. Others, though, might actually result in dates if the dude's not careful.

HELLO LET'S DATE [Tumblr, via Daily Dot]

Illustration for article titled Trolling This Dating Service Should Be Cruel, But It's Great

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Shardik The Man Bear

"My entire body secretes blood in my sleep" I don't know why, but that cracked me up hard. Such creepy thing to say out of nowhere.