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Track and Fail

Eugene, Oregon is known as "Track Town USA," thanks to the University of Oregon. Falling well short of that standard is yours truly, slapping the wrong goddamn buttons on Konami's Track & Field, here at the Eugene City Brewery.


Yeah, I tried the old comb trick (here with a knife.) This couldn't have been more embarrassing. My 16 second 100 meters wouldn't make the Eugene High team.

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I'm watching the damn Pro Bowl.

Not enough beer in the world to cure this boredom.