I guess Words with People You Want to Hook Up With was just too long a title. In honor of the day before discount candy, Zynga has crafted an infographic to demonstrate what a hotbed of flirting the "With Friends" franchise really is. Who uses the chat function of a mobile game to hit on people?

According to the results of Zynga's poll, 30 percent of the "With Friends" player base, and considering how many people play Words with Friends alone, that's gonna big a really big number. If I were forced to guestimate, I'd say certainly more than five, but less than 11 billion.

In other love-numbers, 43 percent of players say a poor vocabulary is a turn-off. Huh.

It's okay if that turned you off, I'm flattered but I'm married—almost twice.