When I wrote about that amazing Mario Kart board game last week and posted the video, a few of you said someone should make a little remote-control race track based on Nintendo’s popular game. Damn you!
https://kotaku.com/a-play-through-the-most-amazing-mario-kart-board-game-e-5589258
Not only does such a thing exist, it was shown off at this year’s Tokyo Toy Show. And boy is it depressing, packed with flimsy bits of colored paper and painfully-routine slotted cars. Where are the slotted turtle shells? Where is the turbo button?
https://kotaku.com/the-delights-of-the-tokyo-toy-show-5589734
This is the sort of toy that kills dreams. I hope you’re happy Internet!
