If you're currently hating on Pokemon Black and White, this man would ask you to reconsider your position. Not only is the newest entry off the goddamn chain, he argues, but Pokemon is straight up "gangsta."
In this fiery, extremely NSFW video (via Reddit), "Black man loves Pokemon," its creator believes Pokemon's gangsta qualities are proven by these three questions:
- "Can the Bloods shoot you with a motherfucking water gun attack? No." (OK, maybe they could.)
- "Can the Bloods shoot fire out their goddamn mouth like Charizard? No."
- "Can Bloods or Crips evolve? No."
Furthermore, does Ash not enjoy the company of women? Would you pay to watch Pikachu have sex with Gyarados? And why are you still hating? One thing's for sure, this ain't no joke. Nor is it a game. This is serious business.
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