This makes me imagine that if I were to quit smoking, Phillip-Morris might send me a free carton of Reds with a lovingly crafted note saying, “we’ve got a new flavor coming out this winter, and we would love it if you would just take our free gift and just make sure whether you want to leave us or not.” Similar addiction metaphors for your drug, and peddler, of choice.
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