Paula Deen, who was a Food Network star until it turned out she was fond of the odd racial slur or two, does not have a video game based on her. She should, though.

And it should look just like this.

In case the style didn't give it away, this was done by Paul Robertson, whose work you'll most recently find in the very cool Mercenary Kings. Which, now that we're on the subject, will be playable on Steam later this month when it launches on the platform's early access system on July 22.

SUPER SEXY BURGER TIME - "Battle Against Paula Deen" (The Seven Corrupted Burg Gods From Beyond The Veil) [Paul Robertson]