This Car Cannot Go 88 Miles Per Hour Or Generate 1.21 Gigawatts

To: Crecente
From: Bashcraft
RE: Why We Don't Do Review Events

This is not mine. It's Mini-Bash's toy car, but I'll tell you what, if this had gone on sale in 1985, I would have been the happiest kid ever.

Instead, I'll have to settle with being in my early thirties and watching it roll across my desk.

That's a smushed penny from the San Antonio zoo for scale!

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