The good news is I get to use this picture.

The bad news, pasted from the press release, is as follows:

In a historic deal, SEE Games, an entertainment company publishing digital and online games tied to major licensed Hollywood franchises, and ZQGame, a leading publicly-traded Chinese online gaming company, today announced an innovative strategic relationship to create, co-invest in, and publish an original MMO (massively multiplayer online game) based on Columbia Pictures' Total Recall set for release in the US on August 3, 2012.

It'll be played in a browser, and is free-to-play, powered by microtransactions.

Sorry for the roller-coaster ride, but fuck it, if I had to go from joy to despair in 3.5 seconds, you do too.

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