Sure, this pandering Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 trailer starts beautifully, with cheesecake shots of cut-scene actresses Jenny McCarthy, Gemma Atkinson, Gina Carano and Kelly Hu, whose only purpose is to get boys all hot and bothered. But then it becomes lousy with Y chromosomes, wrinkly dudes and "more established" actors. Men. Yuck. At least EA will get a couple more "Premier Edition" sales out of it.