Yes, you read that right. A unicorn. Not one that’s alive, mind. A stuffed unicorn! But still: a unicorn. NSFW warning.

The GIF above comes from the latest “Clueless Gamer” segment on Conan. I won’t bullshit you: Conan mostly spends his time making childish bad jokes about boning all the women he comes across in The Witcher 3, a game about hunting monsters. HOWEVER, near the end we catch a glimpse of one of The Witcher 3’s sex scenes, and it’s fucking hilarious. It takes place on a stuffed unicorn, because apparently that’s something that happens in the actual books the games are based on. I’m glad that video games are daring to match the artistry of literature now:

Good thing she didn’t throw it out. Then this would have never happened!

They don’t show the scene in its entirety, but if you want to catch a glimpse of it, skip to around the 8:20 mark on this video:

This only makes me wonder how much more ridiculous the sex scenes in The Witcher 3 can get.

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