What could be more exciting than a Friday night nerd orgy at PAX next weekend in Seattle? How about a Friday night nerd orgy with actual females attending?
A Seattle-area Craigslist ad is calling for "like-minded adults" to attend "a friendly adult party" in a hotel room at the Penny Arcade Expo next weekend. "A friendly adult party," is of course in a subtle way of saying orgy, which seems an unnecessary courtesy when your ad is titled "Nerd Orgy At PAX," but you've got to appreciate even attempted discretion when it comes to orgy organizers.
Okay, I thought it might be fun for a bunch of us like minded adults to get together in a hotel room and have a friendly adult party. This will be Friday night, with a possibility of a Saturday encore. Any who are interested please email me so we can get this set up. All sizes and shapes welcome!
I also appreciate the fact that the poster starts off with "I thought it might be fun," an honest statement that leaves open the possibility that it will instead be the most horrifyingly awkward night of many of the participants' lives. A small hotel room, filled with the sights, sounds, and smells of a group of people who've just spent hours sweating their way around a crowded convention show floor? Sign me up!
Or don't. Seems like I'm no longer eligible to apply, as I'm not up for sharing.
Update: Getting too many responses from single males, so will not be accepting any more for now. If you are a single male and you already replied, I need to see what we have for couples and single females before you get an invite. No single males have an actual invite yet.
That's just one of the many reasons a unisex orgy at a male-dominated gaming event is a bad idea. I can list several others, but I've not eaten lunch yet.
We're compelled to mention that the ad could be a fake, though it seems rather odd that the poster would update a fake. Either way, it's definitely a joke.
Nerd Orgy At PAX - mw4mw - 31 (Downtown Seattle) [Craigslist]