ElMangosto's special lady certainly knows the way to get him to pull his weight around the house: Dead Island and boobs.
If it doesn't look entirely familiar to you, this chores list is built like the quest screens from recent zombie paradise death simulator Dead Island.
Well, except for one of those payoffs.
Crecente reviewed Dead Island last month, and thought it was pretty good!
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