Dear Ash, Welcome to the future. Apparently it will be all video.
If you didn't have the time to read Kotaku today, here's your five-minute glimpse.
Who Is Hunting Batman In Arkham City?
How A Great Cartoon Became Three Great Flash Games
Final Fantasy VIII's Other Main Character Joins Dissidia Duodecim
Would You Call This An Assassin's Creed TV Show?
How LittleBigPlanet 2 Starts
A Portrait Of A Man As A Dignified Headcrab Zombie
Tips For Conquering Bejeweled 3's Two Hardest Modes
The Greatness Of The "Worst" Video Game Movie Maker
See The Incredible Autonomous Kinect Flying Machine
Apple Loses Its iPhone Game Guru