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If you keep abreast of what billionaires are up to these days (and who doesn’t, given that our fates dangle from horrible strings they grasp in their engorged hands), you might recognize some of Page’s greatest hits. Notably, he at one point donates a paltry 10 million credits to help those who’ve caught the Gray Death and goes on about how sad it all makes him while not actually giving a shit and directly benefiting from the virus’ spread. The donation never makes it to clinics, either, which gives me mad déjà vu for some reason, but I can’t put my finger on why.

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Page’s ultimate goal, meanwhile, is to merge with a mega-powered AI and become god, restructuring society in his own image. Musk, thankfully, has no such pretensions toward egomaniacal immortality, unlike his fellow hyper-wealthy people (though he does own a company that he claims is working on a Deus Ex-like brain-computer interface). He just wants to be in charge of moving society to Mars. Restructuring it in his image, presumably, would just be a happy byproduct born of necessity and definitely not an ego the size of the planet itself. Also, a lot of people would probably die in the process, but that’s neither here nor there.

All of this leads me to wonder: Has Musk, a self-styled gamer, even played Deus Ex? But I don’t think it really matters. He’s insanely rich in a country that bends over backward to cater to the whims of wealthy sociopaths. In the past four weeks—with the pandemic at its peak—America’s billionaire class has added $308 billion to its wealth, in part due to government handouts that disproportionately favored the wealthy. This includes Musk who, according to The Guardian, saw his net worth increase by over $1 billion.

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Musk can say whatever he wants, do whatever he wants, and play whatever he wants without fear of consequence. As with anything else he’s ever done, he’s using his gargantuan platform to meme us into oblivion because he wants even more attention and money. He will continue to receive those things in incalculable abundance until death mercifully reduces him to luxury worm food. And if he manages to dodge that by fashioning a low-poly, JC-Denton-looking cyber body to match his PS1-ass cyber truck, then god help us all.

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