Zelda II: The Adventure of Link briefly exchanged the series' fairy-based healing mechanics with an going into a house with a strange woman and coming out healed feature. I've always assumed the worst. Dorkly does too, only they make it awkward for everyone.

This one's a little not safe for work, so those with delicate eyes should probably go look at something a little less filthy, like typing 'sex' into Google image search (you probably shouldn't do that either)

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