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The Dorkly Weekly: Turns Out Earthbound‘s Photographer Is A Pedophile

I guess we probably should’ve figured this out ourselves. He has way too much facial hair. He wears a creepy top hat. He spends most of his time taking pictures of children. Fuzzy pickles!

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