The Dorkly Weekly: There is Absolutely No Reason to Reinstate XCOM, You Guys

Aliens? Come on, guys. No one actually believes aliens are coming to kill all of you humans, with your multitudinous genitalia.

I mean really, it's called XCOM: Enemy Unknown—that's uncertainty right there. Probably just weather balloons. With lasers.


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Yeah.... that wasn't funny. I guess you can't expect them to hit it out of the park every time.