Aliens? Come on, guys. No one actually believes aliens are coming to kill all of you humans, with your multitudinous genitalia.
I mean really, it’s called XCOM: Enemy Unknown—that’s uncertainty right there. Probably just weather balloons. With lasers.
https://kotaku.com/xcom-enemy-unknown-the-kotaku-review-5949522
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