The Dorkly Weekly: An Ode to Mortal Kombat's Crappiest Character

Let's see who we've got representing Earthrealm in the Mortal Kombat tournament, in which the fate of the entire planet hangs in the balance. We've got a god, that's always good. A cybernetic special forces commado; sure, I'll take that. A mall cop? Pass.

Okay, so officer Kurtis Stryker wasn't a mall cop. He might as well have been for all the good he is in a fight. The guy has a gun, for crying out loud. Who brings a gun to a supernatural ninja fight?

The only thing Stryker has going for him is that Ron Pearlman voiced him in Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm cartoon. Seems like a waste of talent to me.


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