THIS CIVILIAN IS IN NEED... of a tasty beverage. What should I do?
On the one hand, I do have a soda. I found it somewhere on the street, and I’m pretty sure it’s cool to drink.
On the other hand, soda is pretty bad for you. It’s also not clear what kind of soda we’re talking about. Coke? Pepsi? Mountain Dew? Dr. Pepper? Maybe some classy GuS or Virgil’s Root Beer?
What do you think?
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