Ubisoft just showed off The Division, in which future America is decimated by a plague transmitted through the currency—transmitted on Black Friday, no less. At the end of the presentation, Ubisoft rained down this pseudo-infected moolah on attendees.

That sounds awful. The worst an E3 goer must deal with is extreme B.O. and swamp ass on the third day. Does booth #1023 have anything for that?