The Dangers Of Owning A Portal Gun In Real Life

Real life Bike Hero and enemy of viral marketing douchebags Freddie Wong is also the proud (unfortunate) new owner of an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, which currently looks a lot like a Nerf gun.

Consider this a warning to the Mac-only gamers in the crowd who might not have already learned this lesson the hard way by acquiring the Terminal Velocity achievement in Portal. For everyone else, let's just laugh at poor Mr. Wong's unfortunate circumstance.


(And if you get a clear look at that final single frame with its encoded message, let us know what it says, eh? We need to know if someone's gone to the dark viral marketing side.)

P.S. Thanks, Freddie!

Update: Thanks to the pausing skills of many Kotaku readers, here's that frame in question. Who wants to crack it in the comments? Double Update: Looks like Tim does!

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