While you're (maybe?) munching down on half-priced chocolate today, feel free to browse all the articles I gathered up from this week over at Kotaku Selects. Also: share?
Or enjoy this Pain Train comic. But, really, I don't see why he couldn't be a second sword. Dual-wielding is where it's at.
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