That's Right Batman, Tell Them How Millionaires are Destroying Our Country

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As the Occupy Gotham demonstration continues, Batman attempts to explain to a group of protesters how the world needs Apple, Wayne Enterprises, Google, and Wayne Enterprises.

Did he mention Wayne Enterprises?

There's an interesting conflict. Say violence broke out at an Occupy protest. Which side would Batman be on? I'd like to think he'd protect the citizens of Gotham City, but the odd misplaced backfist might "accidentally" land on a protester's face. You know, a heat of the moment sort of thing. Oopsie.

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DISCUSSION

I'm confused why the two biggest people whose opinions about the Occupy Movement we wish we could hear from about are Jesus and Batman.

Seriously... Jesus and Batman are the two most common names of "What would ______ think of the Occupy Movement." Is Jesus really equal to Batman in this regard.

In all honesty. Batman would beat the crap out of all the Occupy Rioters, then yell "You're doing it wrong!" then fly off. Jesus would do about the same.