Thanks For The Lovely Birthday Party, Animal Crossing Friends

SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!
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I’m not normally one for elaborate birthday celebrations, but the party held for me this morning by a trio of Animal Crossing: New Horizons villagers was exactly the pick-me-up I needed today.

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My ideal birthday is good food with family and friends and maybe a new Transformer or Lego set to fiddle with. I commemorate my years walking (and rolling) the Earth with small, intimate affairs. This is because the three bigger birthday parties I’ve had were bad:

  • When I was nine, my mother gave me invitations to hand out at school for my first birthday party. I forgot. No one came, except one boy who was crying because he wanted to go play soccer instead.
  • My 18th birthday was a surprise party. My girlfriend at the time, in order to lure me to the venue, said “Come on, we’re going to your surprise party.”
  • My ex-wife threw me a surprise party in 1999. There was ice cream and cake and she invited all of our friends, including the one she left me for two weeks later.
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So I’m not keen on birthday parties. I’d like to get together at a nice restaurant with my current, much more awesome wife, our kids, maybe my parents and a few friends, but that’s a thing I can’t do in the middle of a quarantine. I’ve been bummed out about it all week. Then my goat friend Pashmina greeted me outside of my Animal Crossing home this morning and led me to a party with dancing, music, cake, and pinata slaying. I was overjoyed.

Scoot is rocking those shades.
Scoot is rocking those shades.
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The party was thrown by my three favorite villagers, Pashmina, Scoot the duck, and Cookie the dog. Maddie the dog, the villager I despise and would like to bury in a landfill, was nowhere to be seen. There was cake to look at, cheery decorations, and a pinata to beat mercilessly until it tore asunder and revealed its tasty innards.

Those innards are cupcakes, which can be traded to other villagers in exchange for birthday gifts. In the case of Chow the panda, that gift was the horrifying expression on his face.

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He’s about to get all Attack on Titan on me.
He’s about to get all Attack on Titan on me.
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons birthday festivities aren’t limited to the party. My in-game mother sent me a cake, which I left out in the rain. Somebody had to.

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I’ll never have that recipe again. Oh no.
I’ll never have that recipe again. Oh no.
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To top it all off, K.K. Slider himself showed up to perform a special song in honor of my big day.

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She gets me, that Pashmina.
She gets me, that Pashmina.
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I know these are just programmed responses triggered by the information I entered into the game. These digital animals are no substitute for my wife, who is currently letting my breakfast steak reach room temperature, or my big brother Richard, who called while I was writing this to sing me a birthday song. Still, in the early morning as I was getting prepped for work, before anyone else in the house was awake, in the quiet time I’d normally spend worrying about the ongoing covid-19 pandemic, my Animal Crossing birthday was a welcome distraction.

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DUN. DUN. DUNDUNDUN.
DUN. DUN. DUNDUNDUN.
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NOW EVERYBODY DANCE!





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Kate Moore (chiisaisuzume)

I’m surprised at times how much this game can effect me. I haven’t seen my best friend in years, though we keep in touch constantly. The other day she excitedly revealed that she’d bought New Horizons, and I did the obligatory stuff to help her out. Then ended up helping her weed. Then invited her back to my island, where we took our first picture “together” in a decade. <3 The birthday celebration was a little bit like that. Like you, I was feeling a bit down about plans that were going to be missed. They were little, but they were mine and I had been looking forward to them. Luckily, I was remembered and made much of by friends and family (which I honestly wouldn’t have expected in the middle of a pandemic!), and this little bit extra of fuss, where I got to do something fun an unexpected really did cheer me up.

Happy birthday, Fahey.  Here’s to many more.  :)