Well, here's about the best birthday present a boy could wish for.
Reader Kevin was at Valve's DOTA International tournament last month, and while there got in line for some autographs from the game's voice actors.
While waiting for his turn, he had a flash of inspiration.
His brother Robin, whose birthday was coming up, was a massive Team Fortress 2 fan. And many of that game's voice actors were right there, since they'd also done work for DOTA 2.
So Kevin hastily wrote down some short scripts in his notebook and, in a triumph of fan service, got the actors behind characters like the Heavy and Sniper (not to mention GlaDOS/TF2's announcer herself, Ellen Mclain) to record a birthday greeting for Robin.
You can listen below. So jealous, Robin.