Bad enough I got drafted into Steel Battalion’s janky, totally unplayable war, but what made things worse was having to fight alongside a guy with pee-covered hands. Oh, and another guy who apparently likes having unholy relations with Vertical Tanks.
https://kotaku.com/steel-battalion-heavy-armor-the-kotaku-review-5919579
The moment captured above happens in Steel Battalion‘s tutorial and it stuck out to me the very first time I played. I understand times are rough during post-apocalyptic wartime but, dammit, good hygiene could just save your life. Also, if you’re not going to wash your hands after peeing on them, keep your apples* to yourself, soldier boy.
I just watched this video again before posting and noticed that the other squad member who’s sitting in the Vertical Tank looks like he’s humping it. Thank God that’s not a gesture that you’ll need to do in the game.
*BTW, developers, if you’re going to go there, they really should have been Golden Delicious apples…
