It's Friday! I like Friday. Know why? Because we can have our special time, talking.

It's Friday. Friday, Friday, Friday! Let's talk.

It's Friday. Did you know that? I did. Let's talk.

It's Friday. I want to talk. So let's do that. Talk.

Some video games are expensive. Let's not talk about them. We already did! Remember?

It's late. You know who reads Kotaku late at night? You. So let's talk.

Stores online and off had all kinds of sales on today for video games, consoles, accessories, even clothes. Did you…

It's Friday. Did you know that? I knew that. Let's talk.

Hello, it's Friday. Doh. No it's not, it's Monday. Still, let's talk.

Hi! It's Friday. Halloween is soon. So, let's talk.

It's Friday! New giraffe! Hooray! Let's talk. You ready?

Hello! It's Friday! So let's talk. You and me. And that other guy. Him.

It's not quite Friday, but it's close enough. Let's talk.

Hey! It's not Friday. It's Thursday. That's okay. Let's talk.

It's not Friday. It's Monday. But let's do Tell Us Dammit. Let's.

Hi! How are you? I'm super duper. So let's talk. About TGS.

Hello! It's Friday, time for — WAIT A SECOND. It's Monday. Well, let's do a catch-up version of Tell Us Dammit. Let's.

Oh, hello there! Would you like to talk? Let's talk. It's Friday. Time for Tell Us Dammit.

Hi. How are you? I'm okay. There was this time that I wasn't okay. I was bummed out. Perfect fodder for, you guessed…

It's Friday. No, wait. It's not! Oh, crap. Still, let's do Tell Us Dammit.