Xbox Live Indie Games Had Some Really Weird Smut
In the summer of 2014, I was working on Official Nintendo Magazine. In the fall of 2014, Official Nintendo Magazine was…
I Made A Sex Club In The Sims And Everyone Got Pregnant
I’ve been playing a lot of The Sims 4 recently. There was a huge sale on Origin, so I bought about 75 percent of the…
What I Learned From Watching A Great Deal Of Overwatch Porn
Last week, I stumbled upon Overwatch porn. I wasn’t looking for it—I know as much about Overwatch as I do about sports,…
A Game About Slapping An Ass Gave Me Embarrassing Flashbacks
Story time! I went to an all-girls’ school. My friends and I had that special bond of closeness that apparently comes…
Sexy Medieval Men Are Waiting For You In Robin Morningwood
We’re all aware of the kind of tropes that porn scripts employ to get their actors from point A to point Fisting.…
That Time I Created All The Greek Gods In The Sims And Made Them Have Sex
Ingenuity is a child’s greatest asset and most dangerous weapon. When you’re small, you aren’t aware of limits yet,…
Sexing My Way Through Ancient Greece In Assassin's Creed Odyssey
If there’s anything I learned studying Classics at university, it’s that our respected ancient ancestors were total…
A Sexy Cyberpunk Dating Sim About (And By) Trans Folk
I have played too many games that treat trans, non-binary, and gender non-conforming characters as sexual objects.…
Pretzel After Dark Is A Sexy Take On Twister
There’s something very saucy about playing sexy board games. It feels like redefining innocent childhood memories, like…
Have Sex With King Arthur And Sir Lancelot In This Text Adventure
Sometimes, I wish I could spend just a little time in the historical days of England. I’m not a huge fan of plagues,…
Xseed Removes ‘Intimacy Mode’ From PS4 Version Of Senran Kagura Burst Re:Newal
Late last Friday, publisher Xseed Games announced Senran Kagura Burst Re:Newal’s December release will be delayed while…
Strange Flesh Is Like Streets Of Rage With Much More Sex
Joe is an office drone. Joe is miserable. Joe is unhappy. Joe is repressed. Joe is horny.
This Life Sim Fascinated (And Terrified) Me When I Was 13
I was probably about 7 when I first realized there was some weird, fleshy mystery going on between my legs. At that…
Big Bang Empire Somehow Makes Porn Unsexy
Today, I am playing Big Bang Empire. It’s a sort-of tycoon game on Nutaku, where you design a porn star and send them…
Steam Approves '100 Percent Uncensored' Adult Game
Things were looking dicey for a little while, but it seems like Valve is set to start allowing uncensored adult games…
Quidget The Wonderwiener Is About Boning In The Name Of Science
Generally, when writing about or researching sex in games, I try to be as sex-positive as possible. That said, talking…
Sex-Soaked Ace Attorney Fan Game Gives A Whole New Meaning To 'Penal Law'
I’ve never written smutty fan fiction, but you can bet your butt that if I did, it would be about Phoenix Wright.
It's Not Easy To Write About Funny (But Creepy) Sex Games
There are two main ways to talk about games: seriously, and light-heartedly. I like to write about things…
Love Island Game Is All About Six-Packs, Banter, And Random Hookups
Love Island is a British reality TV show in which several glistening, muscular men with sleeve tattoos and unaddressed…
I Dated A Senior Citizen In Pub Encounter And He Licked My Leg
From the second I laid my eyes on Pub Encounter in the Nintendo Switch eShop, I knew we were destined for each other.