Just because the boss is dead doesn't mean it's time for a victory cheer, as streamer Jeff Ramos demonstrates in this video.

There's nothing more romantic than curling up with someone you love and watching Poison kicking ass in Ultra Street Fighter IV. And here I didn't get Capcom Japan anything. for Valentine's Day. I feel like such a heel. I should probably be punished.

There has got to be a better way to obtain snake juice in order to produce antivenom than poking at them with your finger until they get angry enough to bite your face off. It's right there in the name of this free frightening iPad game—Killer Snake. Not Fluffy Snake. Not Mr. Cuddly McTouch-Hims. Killer Snake.

Reader Andrew points us towards this documentary. Which goes for twenty minutes. And which is entirely about the seemingly endless debate over the gender of Final Fight's Poison.

Quick history lesson for those who don't know: there's a character in Final Fight who in Japan was a sexy lady. A sexy lady you had to punch in the face. Her name was Poison.

Look, you can be as mad at Capcom as you want over Mega Man Legends 3's cancellation or the repackaged Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 update. They're putting Poison in Street Fighter X Tekken. I forgive them.