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OpinionPlease Keep Making Silly Soccer Games
Alpaca Ball: Allstars is an upcoming soccer game from Austrian developer Salt Castle Studio. It features alpaca using their long necks as clubs to score goals. I will buy it when it launches on October 15. I hope developers never stop making games that are just “soccer but silly.” While this is a relatively recent…
By Ian Walker Published August 28, 2020 -
EsportsA Racist Overwatch Team Got Banned, But I Still Feel Like Shit
Despite having not played in a while, I love Overwatch. I love its bright and vibrant characters from every part of the world (with one glaring omission). I love its message of hope for better, and how we all have the capacity to affect positive change. As the heroine Tracer says, “the world could always…
By Ash Parrish Published August 17, 2020 -
EsportsRinger Alert: Overwatch League Free Agents Can Now Compete In Playoffs
Now that the pandemic’s torpedoed all of Blizzard’s plans for the Overwatch League 2020 season, the League’s head office is making significant changes to its roster construction rules ahead of the 2020 Playoff season. “The League Office has established the following guidelines in place for roster construction, which includes significant changes to contract lengths and…
By Ash Parrish Published August 12, 2020 -
CultureEven Lapsed Overwatch Players Love Pharah’s New Lifeguard Skin
It’s summer. Per tradition, this means that the Overwatch team must give somebody abs, or face dire consequences. So Pharah is a lifeguard now. Cue the entire internet dramatically leaping into the ocean and pretending to drown in hopes that somebody—nobody specific, of course—might come save them. It would be an understatement to say that…
By Nathan Grayson Published August 4, 2020 -
CultureCosplayOverwatch Cosplay Lights Up The Darkness
Cosplayer Zibartas—who we’ve seen here before with some top-tier Overwatch work—has truly outdone himself here, building a complete set of Mercy’s wings made out of steel and aluminium, that move and really light up. Here’s the finished product: God damn If you’d like to see how something like this was put together, Zibartas has made…
By Luke Plunkett Published August 3, 2020 -
EsportsFastest-Ever Overwatch League Match Is 19 Minutes and 23 Seconds of Misery
The fastest match in Overwatch League history took place over the weekend, with last year’s champions, the San Francisco Shock, beating the brakes off the Vancouver Titans in a blisteringly fast match that ran just 19 minutes and 23 seconds. The extremely brief match surpassed a record set just the week before when the Los…
By Ash Parrish Published July 27, 2020 -
CultureOverwatch Update Removes McCree’s Noose Spray
Since 2016, Overwatch’s McCree, a walking amalgam of cowboy movie references, has been able to slap an image of a noose on any surface he pleases, provided players have unlocked the decal in question. Now, as of the game’s most recent update, it’s gone. The noose was always a curious inclusion in a family-friendly game…
By Nathan Grayson Published July 15, 2020 -
How The NYXL Built A Successful Overwatch Team (In 5 Easy Steps)
In Spring 2018, the New York Excelsior had just won the Overwatch League Stage 2 Championship. In preparation for the next stage, the NYXL Twitter account released a promo. The video is a 15-second spectacle, a highlight reel of the breakout stars of the inaugural season of the Overwatch League laid over M.O.P’s “Ante Up,”…
By Ash Parrish Published June 16, 2020 -
Overwatch Anime Opening Was Made By One Guy
Joshee Kis to thank for this amazing Overwatch video, imagining the series was an anime with this being the intro. Any one-person animation job is impressive, but the fact it runs for 1:55—an eternity in this situation—makes it even moreso.
By Luke Plunkett Published June 14, 2020 -
CultureBlizzard Removes Controversial Hero Pools From Overwatch‘s Competitive Mode
Earlier this year, Blizzard gave Overwatch fans clamoring for a hero pick/ban system what they were asking for—sort of. The hero pool feature did indeed ban certain heroes, but Blizzard was doing the choosing. This led to regular consternation from pros and regular players alike. As a result, Blizzard has decided to retire the system…
By Nathan Grayson Published June 8, 2020 -
Mod Gives Overwatch’s Widowmaker Spider Legs And No Thank You
I love it, but also, I hate it. Made by Therister, this mod gives a lady based on a spider actual, enormous spider legs, which aside from looking horrific also let you crawl up walls. If you want to try it out,the workshop code is 5D4FX
By Luke Plunkett Published May 24, 2020 -
CultureOverwatch Player Uses New Feature To Fuse Entire Team Into A Single, Hulking Monstrosity
Overwatch is, at its core, a game about teamwork. Individual heroes do their own things—Reinhardt shields, Mercy heals, and Genji dies—but they’re ultimately contributing to a greater whole. One player, Andy Bohan, has gone and made that idea all too literal. I’m talking “end of Akira” literal. As part of the Overwatch public test server’s…
By Nathan Grayson Published May 22, 2020 -
CultureKotaku Game DiaryI Refuse To Regret Spending $450 On A Bright Pink Gamer Chair
Gamer chairs have always struck me as an incredibly funny concept. In 2006, a desperate luxury car seat company called DXRacer decided to roll the dice on pivoting to video games, laying down the racing car-esque blueprint for gamer chairs as we know them. So now professional players and streamers achieve maximum performance in disembodied…
By Nathan Grayson Published May 20, 2020 -
ReviewsToysTiny Anime Reinhardt Is The Overwatch Toy I’ve Been Waiting For
Since the folks at Japanese toymaker Good Smile Company started making big-headed anime figures of Overwatch characters, I’ve been patiently waiting for my spirit hero to make his small but impactful appearance. And here he is, a giant among Nendoroids, Reinhardt. I love him. Available now for preorder from the Blizzard Gear Store, Reinhardt is…
By Mike Fahey Published May 20, 2020 -
EsportsSomeone At American Dad Is A Big Fan Of The Overwatch League
In the grand tradition of primetime animated shows mining contemporary pop culture for content, American Dad’s most recent episode featured esports as its topic of the day. In a clip shared by TBS, the show’s main character is tasked with assassinating a North Korean general while he attends an Overwatch League match in Hong Kong.…
By Ash Parrish Published May 19, 2020 -
EsportsTop Overwatch Team Loses Entire Player Roster Amidst Allegations Of Mismanagement [UPDATE]
Between covid-19 and countless other difficulties, Overwatch League’s make-or-break third season has gone as far off the rails as anyone could have imagined. Now, after losing a star player to Valorant last week, the league has lost one of its top teams. At least, temporarily. Today, the Vancouver Titans, last year’s second-place team behind championship…
By Nathan Grayson Published May 6, 2020 -
EsportsOverwatch MVP’s Mid-Season Departure For Valorant Doesn’t Bode Well For Blizzard
Jay “Sinatraa” Won isn’t just any Overwatch League player. After a stellar 2019 in which his team, the San Francisco Shock, took home championship gold, he was declared the league’s MVP. This means that the game’s developers at Blizzard will release an in-game skin to commemorate his exploits. Yesterday, during the middle of season three,…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 29, 2020 -
CultureYou Can Finally Apologize For Being Trash In Overwatch
Who doesn’t love voice lines in Overwatch? They let you say hello. They can help your teammates stay abreast of your ultimate percentage. If you play DPS, you can use them to spam messages about how you need healing until everybody else’s ears seal closed like ancient pharaoh tombs. But soon, Blizzard is going to…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 23, 2020 -
Overwatch’s newest hero, Echo, is bringing her brand of glowy blue justice to the live game on April 14 She’s been on the PC public test server since shortly after her announcement a few weeks ago. Her ult lets her transform into another hero of her choosing, so things are about to get wacky.
By Nathan Grayson Published April 9, 2020