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The Best Box Art North American Nintendo Role-Playing Fans Will See All Year

Never before has that little T for Teen ESRB rating box been such a welcome sight as it is on the North American box art for Wii RPG Xenoblade Chronicles. Is it April yet?

By Mike Fahey Published January 12, 2012

That Crazy Samurai Pokémon Game Slices Up a Release Date

Pokémon + Nobunaga’s Ambition has a release date: Mar. 17. The game is priced at ¥5,800 or US$75. The game features Pocket Monsters, medieval Japanese samurai, and a whole lotta I-don’t-know-what-to-say. It is a collaboration between Nintendo and Tecmo Koei. Watch the game’s trailer here and feel strange. 『ポケモン+ノブナガの野望』の発売日は3月17日を予定！　はえええええ [はちま機構]

By Brian Ashcraft Published January 12, 2012

3D Without The…

Whoever ripped this poor man’s arms off, please return them asap. Wait What [Namilos via fuck yeah dementia!!1! Thanks, Richard!]

By Brian Ashcraft Published January 12, 2012

Pictures of the Xbox Factory Jumpers

This week, a report surfaced that a group of 300 Xbox 360 factory workers threatened to commit suicide en masse over a labor dispute. The group took the rooftops, but was finally talked down. Here are the photos. The workers were employees of Foxconn, a company that manufacturers electronics for Sony, Nintendo, Apple, and many…

By Brian Ashcraft Published January 12, 2012

Kid Icarus: Uprising Will Be Bundled with a Stupid Stand!

Who’s excited about Kid Icarus? I sure am. But this ridiculous stand that’s packaged with it? Nothankyou. According to Kid Icarus: Uprising designer Masahiro Sakurai, the game will come with this “Nintendo 3DS Stand”. The point, Sakurai tweeted, is to keep the 3DS steady during touch-pen play. But isn’t that what hands are for? Of…

By Brian Ashcraft Published January 12, 2012

Who Is to Blame for Slave Labor-Made Game Consoles: Gamers or Game Companies?

Last month, when I got my hands on the PS Vita, the first thing I did was open the box. The second? Flipped over the device to see where it was made. China. It wasn’t always that way. Heck, it wasn’t even that way until fairly recently. For years, Sony made its consoles in Japan.…

By Brian Ashcraft Published January 11, 2012

Samus, You’re All Legs and Shiny Plastic

First shown at last month’s Comiket, this Metroid: Other M statue features heroine Samus in her Zero Suit. Here’s a better look, because this figure deserves one. The 1/8 scale PVC statue is expected to go on sale this June in Japan. Pricing will be announced at a later date. There was also another Samus…

By Brian Ashcraft Published January 11, 2012

Just how Last-Minute was Nintendo’s Circle Pad Pro?

Nintendo’s Circle Pad Pro attachment for the 3DS seemed, when it was first revealed, to be something of a panic move, made in response to the handheld’s then-poor sales and the positive reception received by the competing PlayStation Vita (much of which centred around its two wonderful thumbsticks). But just how last-minute was the peripheral?…

By Luke Plunkett Published January 11, 2012

The Sexy and Sadistic Nintendo Art of NekoshowguN

You might not know Japanese illustrator NekoshowguN. But you damn well should. The young artist first made her splash as part of the Osaka art collective Digmeout. She’s done art for music games GuitarFreaks and DrumMania, but her highest profile work to date is lead character and weapon design for Goichi Suda‘s upcoming hack-and-slash Lollipop…

By Brian Ashcraft Published January 10, 2012

Hot Nintendo Porn Action. Hide Your Kids. Hide Your Wife.

Shocking. Sick. Have you no shame, Dylan? There are children on the internet. I’m sorry, followers [tmad40blue]

By Luke Plunkett Published January 9, 2012

Mario Creator Shigeru Miyamoto is Working on Something Brand New

Nintendo talisman Shigeru Miyamoto is a busy man! Not only does he help in an overseer’s role on many of Nintendo’s biggest games, but he’s also revealed he’s working on something new. Really new. While we already know he’s involved in the next Pikmin game and Luigi’s Mansion for the 3DS, Miyamoto recently told Associated…

By Luke Plunkett Published January 8, 2012

Nintendo Doesn’t Let WiiWare Self-Publishers Reveal Sales Figures

The independent publisher Icon Games Entertainment, a week ago, looked back on 2011 and counted up how many copies it had sold of games such as Bashi Blocks (pictured above) and Arcade Air Hockey. Icon’s Richard Hill-Whittall found that he’d sold 255,763 copies of games in all, a pleasant surprise given he figured they’d only…

By Owen Good Published January 5, 2012

How I Managed to Write about Super Mario Every Day Last Year

I spent 2011 documenting the life of one of the most important people in the media world. His name is invoked when referring to the European debt crisis, Medicaid reform, soccer stars, and even bioplastics. PETA protested him, coasting off his reflected fame. I spent the year blogging about Super Mario. While researching my book…

Jeff Ryan Published January 5, 2012

This Week’s Nintendo Download is Colorful, If Nothing Else

Four games I’ve never heard of form a giant robot of borderline apathy in this week’s exciting episode of the Nintendo Download. Having done the Nintendo Download post for nearly five years now I’ve learned that sometimes Nintendo just has to throw some random crap out into the interwebs to make room for fresh new…

By Mike Fahey Published January 5, 2012

Bullet Bill Will Destroy This Man’s Kitchen

The aspiring baker at the wonderfully-named Bake With a Vengeance got just about the best Christmas present ever for someone who loves video games and who wants to bake stuff: a Bullet Bill blender. It was made by taking a black KitchenAid Pro mixer and getting some custom decals sent over. After that, the mixer’s…

By Luke Plunkett Published January 5, 2012

Is the 3DS Lite Coming Out Next Spring? Wonders a Japanese Magazine

Japanese magazine Nikkei Trendy put forth a question that’s nagging us all: is Nintendo releasing a 3DS Lite? In a recent issue of the publication that looks at 2012, Trendy wrote, “To increase the 3DS’s install base, there’s a possibility for a lighter version that addresses the handheld’s weak points, the thickness and the battery…

By Brian Ashcraft Published January 4, 2012

Zelda: Skyward Sword‘s Alphabet Cracked

Leave it to Zelda fans to fix the Zelda timeline. And leave it to Zelda fans to undertake yet another laborious task: translating the in-game lingo. In the Zelda games, you see Hylian, the language written throughout the Zelda games. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, the most recent Zelda title, features a new type…

By Brian Ashcraft Published January 3, 2012

New Mario Party and Pokemon Games Hitting the ahem 4 Million-Selling Nintendo 3DS [Update]

Nintendo tipped the world off to its coming software line-up last month, but it seems like they left a few aces up their sleeves as far as what’s coming to the 3DS. In an announcement crowing about the 4 million 3DS units the company’s sold in the United States since launch, Nintendo also declared that…

By Evan Narcisse Published January 3, 2012

Is the PS Vita A Device Ahead of Its Time or Behind It?

With its big, bright screen, ability to sense touch and motion, and controls that mimic a home game console’s, Sony’s Playstation Vita delivers the sort of gaming that approaches what you might expect to experience in your den. But is that what gamers still want? I’ve spent the past week with a PS Vita, enjoying…

By Brian Crecente Published January 2, 2012

The Most Pirated PC, Xbox 360 and Wii Games of 2011

This week, TorrentFreak reported on the 50 most searched terms on torrent sites, giving indications as to what may have been the most pirated things of 2011. Not a single video game title was among them. Well, now TorrentFreak has listed its top 5 most pirated games of the year, across three platforms. PC, Wii…

By Owen Good Published December 31, 2011

The Best Box Art North American Nintendo Role-Playing Fans Will See All Year

That Crazy Samurai Pokémon Game Slices Up a Release Date

3D Without The…

Pictures of the Xbox Factory Jumpers

Kid Icarus: Uprising Will Be Bundled with a Stupid Stand!

Who Is to Blame for Slave Labor-Made Game Consoles: Gamers or Game Companies?

Samus, You’re All Legs and Shiny Plastic

Just how Last-Minute was Nintendo’s Circle Pad Pro?

The Sexy and Sadistic Nintendo Art of NekoshowguN

Hot Nintendo Porn Action. Hide Your Kids. Hide Your Wife.

Mario Creator Shigeru Miyamoto is Working on Something Brand New

Nintendo Doesn’t Let WiiWare Self-Publishers Reveal Sales Figures

How I Managed to Write about Super Mario Every Day Last Year

This Week’s Nintendo Download is Colorful, If Nothing Else

Bullet Bill Will Destroy This Man’s Kitchen

Is the 3DS Lite Coming Out Next Spring? Wonders a Japanese Magazine

Zelda: Skyward Sword‘s Alphabet Cracked

New Mario Party and Pokemon Games Hitting the *ahem* 4 Million-Selling Nintendo 3DS [Update]

Is the PS Vita A Device Ahead of Its Time or Behind It?

The Most Pirated PC, Xbox 360 and Wii Games of 2011

New Mario Party and Pokemon Games Hitting the ahem 4 Million-Selling Nintendo 3DS [Update]