This is Table Manners, a video game in which you sit down across from your date, pour them a glass of wine, thrust fish in their face, spill food all over the table then set everything on fire.

Or at least that’s how I envisage spending most dates in this physics title, which looks a lot like Surgeon Simulator, only with more steak. It’s due out on PC early next year.

Luke Plunkett is a Senior Editor based in Canberra, Australia. He has written a book on cosplay, designed a game about airplanes, and also runs cosplay.kotaku.com.

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