We're not exactly sure what's going on here. There's Game Boy title Super Mario Land, the English language, and a whole lotta what-the-fuck.
This clip from "Steve" appeared on Japanese video site Nico Nico Douga. Steve says he's from Portugal.
It's apparently a Japanese gamer attempting to explain Super Mario Land in English. Also, alcohol might be involved. We just don't know. (But imagine trying to do the same in Japanese!)
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Bad monsters, oh my god, good weapon, woooooooooooooooooooooo!
Thanks bpmOmega!