I maintain this isn't a "real" game. I think somebody, somewhere was taking the piss until publisher Majesco actually took the bait, is actually releasing it, and now it's all gotten a little awkward.

Babysitting Mama is a babysitting game for the Wii, where you cram a Wii Remote inside a baby and...do babysitting stuff. You'd hope that meant tell it lecherous stories, let it stay up after 10 and eat chocolate cookies for dinner, but sadly, it just means...whatever is on this trailer.

That Wii Remote cramming sequence is going to give me nightmares.

It'll be out next month on the Wii.