Square Enix Has Balls, Sega... A Banana Holder?

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I got three Nerf guns and a banana case in the mail today. Yes, they make cases for bananas... well-endowed bananas. Don't forget! Fundraiser tomorrow night. –Brian Crecente

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Balls and bananas, eh?