Players started making fun of the event for “asking the important questions,” leading at least one to jokingly propose front roll vs. back roll as the topic for an upcoming Splatfest. And because Nintendo’s sense of irony knows no bounds, or is otherwise nonexistent, Henry’s prognosticating has turned out to be eerily prescient. Maybe we should have seen it coming though given the series’ early interest in toilets.


Now all that’s left is to see which sick souls actually select team back roll and try to help it along to an unwholesome and seemingly improbably victory.