Call me a pessimist, but post-apocalyptic Dubai doesn't look like the sort of place you'd want to vacation in. And look! They've even hung the flag wrong.
All things considered I'd probably not want to visit pre-apocalyptic Dubai, but if I dwell on that I'll start adding pre-apocalyptic in front of every place name for two weeks, and that doesn't fly here at pre-apocalyptic Kotaku.
Dammit.