How can Sega expect kids to play Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing and not be tempted to jump out of moving vehicles?

There are so many bad ideas laced throughout this special moves trailer for Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing that I hardly know where to begin. There's drinking and driving, standing up while driving a convertible, not paying attention to the road, and hopping out of a perfectly good race vehicle on rollerblades.


It's all good fun until little Billy faceplants on the highway after jumping out of a speeding car. Then the tears begin, followed quickly by a YouTube video that makes us wince, unless we're drunk, in which case we laugh uproariously.

Kinda looks like fun, doesn't it?