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Imagine you’re just a regular person, sitting around one day, minding your own business, and the very boundaries between time and space suddenly open up before you. All sparks and circles, ala Dr. Strange. Ahead lies a limitless horizon, full of endless possibilities, unlimited futures and the culmination of all human knowledge.

And the one thing you get to see, before the sparks suddenly zip shut and you’re returned to this mundane existence, is that Chris Pratt is being cast as Mario in an upcoming animated feature film. It’s not much, but at least Twitter lets you share your knowledge with the world.

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(Here’s hoping the Martinet stuff is at least wrong, and he’s in there somewhere as Mario, even if he’s just playing “Old Mario” and doing the narration at the beginning of the movie).