The latest update for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate had a bumpy rollout, with it hard for players unable to download and connect. However, once they could, some of them did the inevitable. They drew dicks.
Note: For some readers, this article might be NSFW.
Included in the 3.0 update is a stage builder, allowing players to create and share their own creations.
The dicks were bound to happen. They always are!
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Guys guys GUYS Smash bros DLC hasn't even been out 2 hours and yall ALREADY DRAWING DICKS IN STAGE BUILDER pic.twitter.com/WKFCY4JOlZ
— w (@CanucksHouse) April 18, 2019
Shouldn’t this kind of stuff be yanked?
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I’ve seen lmao pic.twitter.com/fjY73iUfE4
— ash (@firekillerxxx) April 18, 2019
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— TDB | Loading… (@Loading_exec) April 18, 2019
Others were not fucking around.
The dick on this stage moves btw
— brnt (@JAGXOfficial) April 18, 2019
Okay, this person was.
The dicks in space I made is 4 steel dicks in a square shape. The two on the bottom rotate and the bottom right rotates when you hit the level. pic.twitter.com/V7p1yHZxE5
— Parappathegamer (@myheadisflat) April 18, 2019
Goodness.