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Smash Bros. Update Goes Live, Penis Stages Immediately Erected

The latest update for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate had a bumpy rollout, with it hard for players unable to download and connect. However, once they could, some of them did the inevitable. They drew dicks.

Note: For some readers, this article might be NSFW.

Included in the 3.0 update is a stage builder, allowing players to create and share their own creations.

The dicks were bound to happen. They always are!

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Shouldn’t this kind of stuff be yanked?

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Others were not fucking around.

Okay, this person was.

Goodness.

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