Smash Bros. Update Goes Live, Penis Stages Immediately Erected

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The latest update for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate had a bumpy rollout, with it hard for players unable to download and connect. However, once they could, some of them did the inevitable. They drew dicks.

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Note: For some readers, this article might be NSFW.

Included in the 3.0 update is a stage builder, allowing players to create and share their own creations.

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The dicks were bound to happen. They always are!

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Shouldn’t this kind of stuff be yanked?

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Others were not fucking around.

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Okay, this person was.

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Goodness.

Originally from Texas, Ashcraft has called Osaka home since 2001. He has authored six books, including most recently, The Japanese Sake Bible.

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